by Dan Regan

My 84 year old Uncle had to take a prescribed steroid for treatment. The good news is he may hit 70 home runs next season.

May 27th, 2018 via twitter

by Dan Regan

A person on FB posted a video of police arresting a suspect and asked for opinions if they used excessive force:

Me - I heard Yanny.

May 27th, 2018 via twitter

by Dan Regan

I have to rely on my wits (that's with a w, not a t) to get retweets.

May 27th, 2018 via twitter

by Dan Regan

Cargo shorts or cargo shorts?

- Guys getting ready for a BBQ.

May 27th, 2018 via twitter

by Dan Regan

Memorial Day weekend is sitting in traffic for 28 hours to sit on a beach for 37 minutes.

May 27th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

#SignsItsBeenALongWeek Amy from FB declared it her birthday week.

May 27th, 2018 via twitter

by Dan Regan

I pride myself on paying attention to detail as I consistently miss a belt loop on my pants.

May 27th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

I don't have kids because I don't want a cracked phone screen.

May 27th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

How am I friends with both liberals and conservatives? We don't talk politics when we hang out, that's why we're friends.

May 26th, 2018 via twitter

by Dan Regan

#MyBeachBodyIs always accompanied by a hoodie.

May 26th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

Moses roamed the desert for 40 years. I'm ready to go home after an hour of sitting on the beach.

May 26th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

I'm not saying you shouldn't wear flip flops but you can snatch small dogs and babies with those things.

May 26th, 2018 via twitter